Doing it like a man

Talking with my (girl)friends last evening between cheese and dessert I agree with them that sometimes in public places you just don't want to go to the toilets and especially when it is a gay disco. The girls can't have any privacy and let's say it straight you don't really look where you pee, and even less when you're drunk (among some other visual and audible discoveries in those places). Well ladies, some thought about it and found out for you solutions. It's called whiz, it's australian (but is already known with some other names in different countries) and you don't need anymore to be frightened going in the toilets of train, motorway, or neighbour. It's in plastic, easily washable and foldable, takes the space of a mobile telephone. So from now on whenever you feel like doing it feel free to unzip your pant after walking in the rain, put yourself in the corner of the street and share. It has its advantage : looking at studies the human needs to pee beween 6 and 7 times a day (don't get scared if you're not in this rate, it's average). Men who time it say the morning one is the longest one (1 minute due to the accumulation of night sleep). The rest of the day, time varies between 40-45 seconds. For women, it's longer, especially in winter. Purple colour is "in" these days but you can be sure that black will be available soon, much more discreet in the handbag. Don't let it fall on the floor.