Get bigger

Not a single day wihtout receiving in your email spams promising of a huge body change. Almost all men dream to increase the size of their penis. Please find hereunder the list of surgeries, gadgets, creams and magical formulas to make it bigger. In Thailand, some make silicone injections to have a bigger sex. Those injections cost 2,50 USD per cubic centimeter of silicone. And they are highly toxic. The government already alarm people and threaten butcher-doctors but in vain. Hundreds of fashion victims sacrifice each year their sex only for the appearance. Some of them died. The penis expanders, they say, give after only one week of use a “a horse penis”, “a sex bigger than the Jeff Striker’s one” or “a penis equal of the one of a rutting bull”. In reality, thanks to depressurization, those are only pumps, which give a blood influx and an erection … rather average. Some gay porn movies use the penis expander as the ultimate erotic gadget : cold, disinfected, medical, the image is more related to the metal hardcore fetishists. Plastic surgeons make goretex implants under the skin of the penis or inject fat of your own body. This is called the lipo-filling technique and it is taken by lipo-aspiration, tempered and filtered in nutritive environment and then injected under the skin of the penis to make it bigger. This technique is today recognized to be the most reliable. This fat is liquid, so only a part of it will be fixed by your body (about 60%) and the rest will be absorbed. Advantage : we can correct in the future the form of the dick with a second injection. It can make your penis increase of 3-4 cm of cir(cum)ference (sorry, could not help it), rest or erected. You can find in every sex shop of the XXIth century, some developing cream with magical properties, and sold with big names such as Develop Sex, Mega Penis, Kolossal, Maaxi Male or Giga Man and so on. How to become prince charming ? “daily massage your sex with our cream will increase its volume and develop the diameter of your penis” say the instructions. “External applications, morning and evening, you will get an impressive dick, vivified and new”. Those products are of course totally useless. But see the good side : your sex is not getting better but It encourages you (if you’re a man who read those lines of course) to masturbate. You can also wear a small armor for penis. You put it like you would do it with a condom and it covers completely your dick. Sometimes it is decorated with warrior piquots or brilliant folds. Sometimes, It’s only a tip for your penis’ head or It can also be a dildo-belt for man, which allows you to have sex with more volume : the prosthesis is 21 cm long. Sometimes, It’s also delivered with a pump. You have to inflate the toy so you manage to put your dick inside in a narrow conduit. “Put in this soft interior of this dildo, your penis drives then the Rolls of the fuck. The flexibility of its body allows you every position and when you try its vibrating power …”. Sometimes you have to put it around your hips with a rubber. In India, following the ancestral methods, we rub the dick with a decoction of urticant herbs and juice of liana, the whole thing mixed with butter. Effect : It hurts. Irritated, your penis has double volume and it lasts several weeks. Advantage : It’s red and swollen. Inconvenient : even when you have sex, you don’t feel anything but pain. To increase the length of your penis of about 2-3 cm (mostly visible resting), surgeons suggest a surgery, but it is relatively delicate : they cut the ligament suspensor of the dick, the one which is fixed at the pubic bone, the part, hidden behind the balls. Sometimes, they even suggest to cut a part of the skin, at the level of the scrotum, which connects the dick and the balls. Those parts are then apparently separated. “The quality of the erection, the angle of the erection, the ejaculation, the sensibility, are not modified”, they say. This surgeon needs to be hospitalized 2 to 4 days, and It is not allowed any sexual activity at least for a month.