Complent of the French living in Germany

After years of " suffering " (!), the French journalist Alain-Xavier Wurst decided to publish a book about the German woman, entitled " Zur Sache, darling " (" By the way, darling "). The foreigners living besides the Rhine are confronted with the same rebuffs. The male Germans show themselves shy, cold, even mutes. The native rarely ventures to approach a fellow woman below two grams of alcohol level. The ultimate date ? watching on TV the series " Tatort " (police series of Sunday broadcasted for forty years) in front of a liter of beer in the bar next corner. And it can last: passive and pensive, the German will prefer to sacrifice himself to Jägermeister ( a liqueur) by quoting Schopenhauer, rather than to admit its feelings. And if, by magic, you succeed in shoeing one, I wish you courage with the phobic of the commitment! In Berlin, European capital of " trendy arty ", there is one cursed word that nobody ever has to pronounce, at the risk of being transformed into döner kebab: it is the term " beziehung ", that means "relationship". During parties in the area Kreuzkölln, speaking about "relationship" is more taboo than to evoke its sex experiences " Gruppensex " in Brandenburg. Even our unlimited sex trips in the cheap "brothels" on the river Spree. Let us return to the department flirt. According to a survey of Times, the Germans would consider the precoital forthplay as an extreme sport. Risk-taking, adrenalin gone up and fear of reject : to take the initiative of the conquest is for them pure madness. The successful pop group Wir Sind Helden sang it for the first time with « Aurélie », its song about the frustrations of a French Girl in Berlins. Which girl (or boy) coming from abroad did not identify to Aurélie and her solitude ? “Aurélie, It’s not working like that. You’re expecting too much, the Germans flirt with subtility (???). But Aurélie does not understand, she’s asking herself every every evening : but when someone will finally love me ? ». No blink eye, no invitation, 0 compliment, no dissoluteness. Clearly, when a German is interested, he does nothing, nada, nichts. And if A French asks him out : “he flees, you must know that here, we don’t do it like that ». The German woman does not want to be considered as a woman but as an individual. A Frenc man never felt so stupid as by trying to flirt with girls in this country. The flirtation here is an enormous misunderstanding. Exit wit make up, eye lashes, high heels that appreciate the French male. the German woman shows seriousness and pragmatism, to her evening meetings: there are lots of nice girls but rarely sexy girls because sexy, is already considered as sexual. Cause or consequence, the “flirt Schulen” (schools to learn how to flirt) or flirt camps during summer in Majorque are full. Trainings, seminars to learn how to talk warmly (warmrede), trained by flirtexperts. Cause ou conséquence, les « flirt schulen » (écoles de drague) ou « flirt camps » estivaux à Majorque affichent complets. Training de décodage, séminaires de « warmrede » (parler chaleureusement), menés par des « flirtexpert ». A date doctor explains that most of men make the mistake of flirting only with people they think fitting 100% their criterions for a serious relationship. But you must exercise yourself with some others ! If you look at the advices of a web site specialized for men, The French need to make a cultural revolution if they want to have contact with a German : keep a meter distance, minimum, avoid direct visual contact, don’t do any compliments, that would bring the confrontation way too personal. The myth of the tall blond German guy exists only in your dreams : number of bachelors is always increasing up to 16 millions these days and it is 20% of the population.The German, contrary of the French, has the nostalgia of the soulmate. Autumn 2010, the weekly Spiegel published an article about the question that haunt the German society : « why men await always too much of the women ? » if you read this article, almost any girl wouild think to put her head in the oven. And to buy herself a poney. Between fifty’s something always fan of video games and young completely lost, the male identity seems real bad. The mistake, it seems, comes from the movement of feminist, like Alice Schwarzer, anti-porn, but also to History. The Second World War has created generations of men lost, powerless, dispossessed, and the trauma has deeply printed German society. The excess population of women in the population by the cumulative effect of the death of men at the front and the absence of prisoners, feminized German society, both sociologically and culturally. Germany defeated and humiliated nation was emasculated. And the communist system did nothing to fix things : with absolute equality and the many "voted" rights for women in the GDR in terms of contraception, access to abortion and a range of services and social services (childcare, canteens, family allowances), the male has suddenly lost its secular bearings. Between the monochrome suits of the Chancellor renamed Mutti Merkel (Merkel mom) or rapper from Bremen, Lady Bitch Ray, who along the day slab refrain abut her "vagina style", men today have some reason to hold up behind their beer. Far away of the speech KKK ["Kinder-Kirche, Küche, children, church, kitchen] of the Third Reich, neo-feminism" Made in Deutschland "is devastating, especially embodied by Charlotte Roche. The one we call the "alpha Mädchen"-the alpha ladies, are everywhere. Uninhibited, dominant, ambitious and far from them any desire of the cooking, knitting or kids that affect thei counterparts from France. 34% of German women aged between 35 and 49 and holding at least a five year university degree, have no children. And at this rate, Germany could be gone in twelve generations.