Sunday, April 22, 2012

CH

Switzerland is preparing for Summer 2012 to make your visit The Perfect Stay. Love these annual commercials. Clever, funny and sweet. I need to prepare for Summer as well. Less belly, more muscle. But I'm a lazy fag, so it will probably going to be another Summer celebrating the fat on my middle. Score!

Monday, April 16, 2012

TNT

To launch the high quality TV channel TNT in Belgium a big red push button was placed on an average Flemish square of an average Flemish town. A sign with the text “Push to add drama” invited people to use the button. Discover here what happened.

Sunday, April 15, 2012

News


—I have good news.
—Drinking good news?

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

The more work I have, the more stranger my colleagues are to me. Isn't it a shame, that there is no humanity at work anymore ?

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Stomach ache

So life is passing by this way : you born, you dead, and in between, you have stomach ache. To live is to have stomach ache, all the time : at 15 years old, stomach ache because you're in love ; at 25, because you're anxious about the future ; at 35 because you're drinking ; at 45 because you're working too much ; at 55 because you're not in love anymore ; at 65 because you're anxious about the past ; at 75 because you have cancer. In the intervals, you only obeyed your parents, then teachers, then bosses, then boyfriends-girlfriends-husbands-wives-dogs-horses (choose the one for you) and finally doctors. Sometimes you thought well that all of them were making fun at you but It was already too late and then one day, one of them tells you you're gonna die and so, under the rain, we store you in a box made of wood, under the mud of a cimetery. Death makes us apart. It's not sad, It just is.

Monday, April 2, 2012

Uncertainty

Not sure to be happy in my life ... crisis ? Do I need to buy a Porsche coupé, to have a young 20's boy at my side, fit the cliché, change anything ?